👕 Chief Trash Officer (CTO) Tee

Because apparently, “Here, Mom” is a full-time job.

They hand you wrappers, broken toys, and mystery goo like you’re the designated disposal unit. You didn’t apply for the role—but congrats, you’ve been promoted to Chief Trash Officer. Add caffeine, a car full of chaos, and a CEO brain… and somehow, you still get it all done.

This shirt is for every Modern Mom who’s managing snacks, sass, and success—one handful of trash at a time.

🔗 Read the full story of how this title came to life on our blog: https://blog.mmceo.me/post/chieftrashofficer